I’m tired and cranky at the airport waiting for a flight that is 2 hours late and counting. I hadn’t realised how grumpy I was until I started browsing the internet.
I was looking through one of those "getting to know you" quiz things that go around 16 year olds and bored bloggers.
First of all I am NOT going to do the whole quiz, since I was turned off the idea by the fact one of the questions was –“what are your thoughts on gay marriage”, like that should be in a list of trivial shit like how you take your coffee.
One of the questions made me crack up though... and it wasn’t actually that the question was funny -I’m in such a tired cranky state my immediate response was pretty dark.
Q: (scenario) your best friend is in a car accident and you two got into a fight an hour before. What do you do?
A: Race to the hospital. Run into her room and kink off their life support; so she can’t tell the police I cut the brakes!
Yup, definitely time my flight arrived and I get to eat something and get to a safe bed!