My actual last messages on dating forums…
Try to imagine the chirp of crickets after each one...
No, racism isn’t really something that I’m into.
No when I say I’m involved in community I mean I volunteer, not that I am involved in the TV show.
Um, I do identify as a feminist.
Have you tried geocaching?
I didn’t fill in the “kids” question because I think that planning children is more of a first date thing.
Sorry, I don’t collect miniatures (in response to a penis photo)
I’m going to stop you there. Domestic violence jokes aren’t as funny as let’s say, cancer.
Sorry, but your photo of you posing with a gun creeps me out
Sure, here is a photo of me.
WHY DO PEOPLE GO ON ONLINE DATING?Why do I BOTHER? My weird hobbies and high standards, and witty sarcasm are a good thing right?
The reason I have decided to try online dating.
Please don’t touch me
Please don’t grab me
Get your fucking hands off me
I can’t understand what you are saying
Ewwww, gross (after someone vomited on my feet)
So yeah, I’m trying internet dating.Don’t judge me, it’s not the worst option.