Oh man, this is how I felt as I started to submerge below the surface of feminism and activism... the more you see...
"I long to accomplish a great and noble task, but it is my chief duty to accomplish small tasks as if they were great and noble." Helen Keller
Thursday, September 26, 2013
Tuesday, September 3, 2013
Online dating is for WINNERS. (also, people who dont like being vomited on)
My actual last messages on dating forums…
Try to imagine the chirp of crickets after each one...
No, racism isn’t really
something that I’m into.
No when I say I’m
involved in community I mean I volunteer, not that I am involved in the TV
show.
Um, I do identify as a
feminist.
Have you tried
geocaching?
I didn’t fill in the “kids”
question because I think that planning children is more of a first date thing.
Sorry, I don’t collect
miniatures (in response to a penis photo)
I’m going to stop you
there. Domestic violence jokes aren’t as funny as let’s say, cancer.
Sorry, but your photo of
you posing with a gun creeps me out
Sure, here is a photo of
me.
WHY DO PEOPLE GO ON
ONLINE DATING?
Why do I BOTHER? My
weird hobbies and high standards, and witty sarcasm are a good thing right?The reason I have decided to try online dating.
Please don’t touch me
Please don’t grab me
Get your fucking hands
off me
I can’t understand what
you are saying
Ewwww, gross (after
someone vomited on my feet)
So yeah, I’m trying
internet dating.
Don’t judge me, it’s not
the worst option.
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